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December 22 2014

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December 21 2014

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alyssinreality:

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. 

japhy
11:41

Berlin. An der Stammbahn.

Eine Frau geht mit einer braunen, hornlosen Ziege an der verwilderten Bahnstrecke spazieren. Aus Richtung Kleinmachnow nähert sich eine zweite Frau mit einem Rottweiler.

Rottweilerbesitzerin (rufend): “Ist das ein Rüde oder eine Hündin?”

Die Ziegenbesitzerin erstarrt kurz ungläubig, dann verdreht sie die Augen und schlägt die Hand vor die Stirn. Die Rottweilerbesitzerin kommt näher und bekommt einen Lachanfall, als sie sieht, wie die Ziege stehenbleibt, um an einem Busch zu knabbern. Mittlerweile hat auch der Rottweiler den komischen anderen Hund bemerkt und läuft in freundlichen Begrüßungsabsicht auf diesen zu.

Ziegenbesitzerin (entschieden): “Nehmen Sie den Hund weg!”

Die Rottweilerbesitzerin ignoriert dies und antwortet sonnig mit dem obligatorischen Satz: “Ach, der tut nichts.”

Der Hund beschüffelt die Ziege, wie das Hunde bei einer Begegnung eben so tun.

Ziegenbesitzerin (warnend): “Nee, der Hund nicht…”

Und schon ertönt ein dumpfes ‘Wummm’ und der Hund fliegt einen halben Meter den Bahndamm hinunter. Die Ziege wendet sich wieder ungerührt ihrem Busch zu, der Rottweiler schüttelt sich gründlich und trottet mit eindeutig verwirrtem Ausdruck seiner sichtlich kleinlauten Besitzerin hinterher.

begegnung der anderen art | belauscht.de – Deutschland im O-Ton
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Beliefs about the future are so rarely correct that they usually aren't worth the extra rigidity they impose, and that the best strategy is simply to be aggressively open-minded.
How to Be an Expert in a Changing World
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December 18 2014

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ladyfabulous:

tcfkag:

allthingshyper:

witchyroses:

omjephillips:

witchyroses:

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!

It’s quicksand. Quicksand is much thicker than water, which is why things sink so slowly. By that same logic, one can walk on its surface if you go fast enough and with little enough pressure, like skipping a stone on water.

THAT IS FANTASTIC

Non-Newtonian fluids, everyone.

As a child I believed that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in my life than it has turned out to be.  Little did I know I could defeat it by simply waddling like a penguin.

Same here! The 80s gave me unrealistic expectations on how much quicksand I would encounter in my life.

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blackladyjeanvaljean:

eurotrottest:

beepbeepblurp:

jerkstyles:

seebeyondthesex:

helloootricksterr:

12-gauge-rage:

The Earth is lumpy.

I was not aware of this. thank you

this makes so much sense but it makes me so uncomfortable 

i wish i hadn’t seen this

One time my bf was telling me about people who argue about intelligent creation by saying “the earth is perfectly round!” And I said “but it isn’t!” And he was so proud of me

okay so im just learning this

I’m not happy about this

this is a model of earth’s gravitational pull due to ground density, not the actual shape of the earth

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December 17 2014

15:11

watch out 14 year olds

dankmichaelcera:

Neon Genesis Evangelion is set in 2015 so be ready to get in the fucking robot

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December 16 2014

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bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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